Folks, got a friend who quotes The Golden Girls all day long? Stop right there! This is The Golden Girls Mad Libs, from Mad Libs. Oh, I love it! It's a book of fill-in-the-blank Golden Girls stories. Perfect gift for a superfan, or your best friend. Welcome to Wishlist After Dark, everyone. Okay, Marty, how many stories are we talking? Twenty-one Golden Girls stories, all built for laughs! Twenty-one, Penny!

Ooh, and here's my favorite part. It comes with an attached card that says thank you for being a friend. Wait, the card's already on it? No hunting for one? Nope! Picture your best friend unwrapping it and reading that line out loud. Happy tears, Marty, I promise. And it's stocking-stuffer size, folks! That's the whole list, and it all fits right in the stocking. Okay, you two. My turn for the fine print.

Buyers point out it's a fill-in-the-word party book. So it's most fun for someone who knows the show and has friends to play with. Oh, so it's a group thing? What about someone who's never seen the show, Penny? Then skip it, Sunny. The jokes land best when you already know the show. But a fan with a crew? That's a gift they'll actually play with, Penny! Fair. BuzzFeed picked it for a gift guide, and here's one buyer, in their own words.

Oh, and Marty! There's a Christmas-themed Mad Libs edition on Amazon too, if your crowd wants holiday fun instead. Scores! Marty gives it an eight point oh, Sunny a seven point five, and I'm at six point eight. That's an After Dark Score of seven point four out of ten. That puts it at number five of the six gifts on our other gifts board. Buy it for the Golden Girls fan with a friend group. Skip it for anyone who's never watched.

Thank you for being a friend, folks! The link's on our site and in the description. See you next time!