Wishlist After Dark

The Pickle Knows: Mystic Pickle Fortune-Telling Toy

A fortune-telling pickle for the white elephant swap

Ranked #5 of 5 in Other gifts · 7.3/10

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Chapters

  1. A pickle that tells fortunes
  2. Ask the pickle anything
  3. Penny's fine print
  4. The verdict

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Transcript

Folks, we've got a pickle that tells fortunes! Welcome to Wishlist After Dark, I've got Penny Pickwell, our review detective, and Sunny, already wagging. A pickle, Marty. We're opening with a pickle. And I am so ready! Hi, everybody! It's the Mystic Pickle Fortune-Telling Toy! You ask it a question, it gives you an answer. Perfect for the coworker or the white elephant swap that needs a laugh! Ooh, picture that swap, Marty.

Somebody unwraps it, pulls out a pickle, and the whole room leans in. Then they ask the big stuff! Will I get a raise? And a pickle decides. Honestly? Sounds like most offices. But wait, there's more! It also comes as a smaller keychain, or with a stand! The keychain! Clip it on your bag and get answers on the go. That's a stocking stuffer that gets a laugh. Okay, fine print time. Buyers say it's a gag gift, it's all about the laugh, not something practical.

Wait, Penny, what's actually in the box? One Mystic Pickle. Our info doesn't mention batteries, so check the listing. Want something useful? Skip it. But Penny, BuzzFeed picked it for family gifts! What are buyers saying? One buyer says, if you do not buy your own Mystic Pickle, you are missing out. Three exclamation marks, Marty. Scores! I'm at seven point nine. It's an instant icebreaker! Who's next?

Seven point three! Pure giggles, and that keychain is so cute. Six point eight from me, it's one joke. After Dark Score: seven point three out of ten, third of three on our other gadgets board. If you need a laugh, buy it, folks! The link's on our site and in the description. See you next time!